durp face

the face you pull when a camera takes your photo but you didn't realise. uour often part way through saying a word and you have a funny facial expression.

person 1: dude, you have a durp face in this photo.

person 2: yeah i didn't realise till after you took the photo, i bet i have a right wierd look.

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Durp Skeet

verb-leaving a party when your really fuckin wasted.

"Yo man..you durp skeetin?"

"Yeah yo..I'm bout to yark up some nasty shit."

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Slurp Durp

A drink that only takes a minute to make. All you have to do is add water and pop it into the microwave for three minutes. It tastes like a drop of heaven with every mouthful, far superior to cup noodles.

I think slurp durp is the best thing ever invented.

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Durp Urp

The use of the word Durp Durp just mispronounced by one who both 1) Does not know the definition and 2) First time using Durp Durp in a sentence.

See Durp Durp

I just Durp Urped that shot. Can I get a give me?

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Hurp Durp

To Hurp someones Durp is to penetrate them anally while jerking them off and yelling "HURPA DURP!".

"Hey see Robert over there? I gave him the old Hurp Durp last night"

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durp

a salutation, the new sup

Durp guys what's going on?

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durp

Bad weed....not able to satisfy your high.

I smoke dat gud.....you smoke dat durp!

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