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This is another term for masturbation/wanking
Josh : Where have you been?
Greg : I've Just Been Polishing The Eagle
Josh : Nice One!
Manufactured by Israeli Military Industries, for Magnum Research. A Gas-operated massive motherfucker.
Generally known to be one of the most powerful pistols available today, the Desert Eagle has obscene stopping power. Coming in .357, .41 .44 Magnum, .50 Action Express and .440 Cor-Bon calibres, the Desert Eagle fires big-bore rounds. Popularized by films, television and video-games, e.g. Half-Life Counter-Strike, the Desert Eagle is in fact avoided by everyone from counter-terrorism squads to terrorists themselves. It is about twice as heavy as the average pistol and approaches 11 inches in length - a normal pistol is about 6-7 inches. The Desert Eagle has considerable recoil and its only real use is sport-hunting, due to its single-shot accuracy, and sheer power - it could probably stop a bear dead in its tracks. The .50AE, is half an inch in calibre and weighs 'only' about 19 grammes. It's relatively slow, however, which severely impacts on its performance as a longer-range weapon.
Only men of Arnold Schwarzenegger's physique can truly handle the Desert Eagle, especially when chambered in .50 Action Express.
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A unit of currency equivalent to one U.S. Dollar
$100 dollarydoos is equivalent to 78 freedom eagles.
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When a person recieves anal, gives head, and gives 2 handjobs at the same time. If you can picture in your head the head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle.
Your mum did a spastic eagle with her co-workers the other night in the office.
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a movie that is good all the way through, but has a horrible ending.
this is due to the fact that the eagles always choke when it comes to the playoffs, which is why they always have a bad ending without a super bowl victory.
Jake: Wow, that shitty ending ruined the whole movie.
Tom: Yeah I know. What an eagles ending.
Jake: Indeed.
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Eagle hair is a term one uses when it is time to go to the hairdresser.
"Time to get a haircut, the ladies dont like eagle hair!
A type of hand job in which the person giving the hand job forms there hand in the shape of an American Bald Eagle. Especially effective for men with small genetilia. A.K.A. The Mexican Parachute.
The girl in the cat suit gave him an Eagle Claw on the couch.
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