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The chief of police from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, who is also god of all living creatures.
All hail Officer Earl
Earl Shilton is home of the drug dealers and where the word STD'S began. Most of the girls have got a BTEC level 1 hair and beauty from the underachieving college William Bradford. All earl shilton is full with is hair dressers or takeaways. If you don't want to get stabbed then I advise you to stay away from hollow park, this park is full of fuck boys and chavs.
Person 1: Where do you get weed from?
Person 2: Go to Earl Shilton
He is a free agent (unemployed) NFL safety that used to be really good at what he did. He even won a Super Bowl and made some probowls n shit. Recently, he’s made the headlines for cheating on his wife and tag teaming girls with his brother. He also got cut by the Ravens because he couldn’t stop getting into fights with his teammates.
Earl Thomas pissed away a hall of fame career.
Someone who has gained almost Royal Status in the extent of their idiotic actions. A leader amongst Twats.
Nightclub doorman: "You're not entering this club with a stripy shirt!"
Person 1: "You Sir are a Twat earl!
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He is the most annoying mother fucking teachers ever to work at a school.he is most known for being some fucking gay ass mother fucking teacher who gives every one detentions for no reason.
He also might be a pedo constantly smiling at small children.he is also known for the famous quotes of mr earl.for example "im just writing down the names of people who are being disrespectfull" or "its a 15 now Tj".
The good thing is that he left the school now so everyone is really happy cause the furry of the school left
O look its jonathan earl
O ye what a gay guy
When you freeze a turd and then procede to dildo a girl with it
After a shit that big, i'm not surprised that my girlfriend wanted to try a cold earl with it
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Refers to dress shoes. Usually men's dress shoes because of the slippery, leather sole.
Whenever you wear a suit you have to wear slippery earls.
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