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Ease of Opening Index

A numerical scale (from 0 to 10) by means of which variables, such as age, level of hotness, dating demand, level of horniness, family background, and boob to waist ratio, predicts how many dates and monetary investment you will need to score with a particular broad. It predicts with astonishing accuracy when the female will open her legs for you.

Yo... have been dating Suzie 4 times straight.

Have you scored yet?

Nope!

So? WhatΒ΄s the point?

IΒ΄m cool Bro, Ease of Opening Index predicts no more than two dates and the gates will open for me.

by rperazag May 21, 2010

74πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


at ease your face

A way of telling somebody to shut up, and to stop running their pie hole.

At ease your face already, you have been going on and on about pointless shit and I just don't care.

by reeferdave January 16, 2011

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


ease your breeze

Fun or sarcastic way of Telling someone to settle down. Similar to 'calm your farm'

Ease your breeze cunt!

by Sofrustrating January 6, 2015


Ease Your Squeeze

A phrase directed toward an overly enthusiastic person requesting that they be less enthusiastic.

Ease your squeeze, bro. You're embarrassing us.

by missal January 4, 2015

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


QE = Quantitative Easing

QE = Quantitative Easing. Basically, QE is a way for Treasury to print more money out of thin air, so that Federal Reserve can "buy" more American National Debt. Thus, US "owes" 15 trillion National Debt.

Federal Reserve is a "loan shark" organization, privately owned by the world richest and most powerful international fat cat old banker dudes.

Remember, "Loan Sharks" want people to borrow more & more.

The word Bail-Out became a bad name, so QE = Quantitative Easing was invented.

Now, QE is a bad name, so the process of "printing money out of thin air" is called, "President's Jobs' Bill."

by EndtheFednow October 13, 2011

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Ill at ease

State of being - Chill, relaxed or calm.

Person 1: How ya been doin, man?
Person 2: Ill at ease, bro.

by ArnyIll July 11, 2009

3πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Easing the Badger

A night of partying that consists of drinking, flirting, and watch South Park, Youtube videos etc. Basically a party with a computer

Dude we totally had a great time Easing the Badger last night. Now I've got Poker Face stuck in my head!

by That1Dude May 17, 2010

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