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when one masterbates into ones own hand, and then procedes to eat it...this is typical of most Edmonton Alberta residents.
Guy from Edmonton: Man i'm all alone again tonight...and im hungry...great time for an Edmonton Standard
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A Canadian Sex Act involving excessive all night drinking coupled with random drug use, loss of motor functions, faded dim memories, The replacements, sloppy blacked out unprotected sex with half cut sexy-ist swine and an apology note explaining the missing liquor/cheese and/or urine stained mattress in the morning. Also known as getting City Street'd by locals.
Calgarian How I Met Your Mother Fan: "Yo bro, someone i finally found a definition for the Edmonton Soiler. What lugsers, eh."
Douchebagel: "Bout damn time. UP YERS EDMONTON."
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Broad: "A damn someone just left one hell of a Edmonton Soiler for me to clean up."
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A .22 cal bullet delivered to the face at close range.
The Edmonton telegram is useful to convey a serious message on the street and as a kill shot when hunting birds.
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Is the largest mall in the Western Hemisphere of the world and the fourth largest on the planet. Calgarians like to bash West Edmonton Mall just because they have nothing that comes even close to being its rival.
Is home to the world's largest parking lot (20,000 spaces) and has over 800 stores. Its many attractions include, a life sized replica of the Santa Maria (Christopher Columbus's first and largest ship), an indoor water park (second largest in the world), the world's largest indoor amusement park, a world class hotel, and much much more.
West Edmonton Mall is the main tourist attraction and life of Alberta.
Some antonyms of West Edmonton Mall include: Chinook Mall, Calgary, and Southcentre Mall.
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A bunch of idiots that suck dicks for living . Also bunch of school fat head that love to simp on girls every day of the week because they love there mums in the wird way that’s why that school is full of bullshit and batty dickheads
When you creampie a girl and immediately after grab an oil pan and catch the cum as it pours out of her vagina. The girl then has the option to swallow the collected cum.
John: Hey man what’s up with your girl? She seems to be in good spirits today.
Max: Oh yeah man, I gave her an Edmonton Oil Change last night so she’s runnin’ like new today.
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A story about an Edmonton man in his garden ramming a garden hose firmly and cleanly up his ass and turning on the hose literally filling his asscheeks with water as a form of ritual he saw online (4Chan) to get rid of his passionate and explosive homosexuality by "cleansing" his insides, however the ritual didn't work (obviously)and instead made him even more homosexual, now craves a different kind of hose with a different kind of liquid in his ass.
I just learned that JAMIE WAS THE MAN THAT DID Edmonton Garden Hose!!!!!!!