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Learning meaningful stuff while you're in school
"Say no to drugs, stay in school and get a good education."
Nancy Reagan's 1985 Anti-Drug campaign.
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Refers to a beating often severe or even deadly inflicted on a person by another, esp. a outlaw biker. One who says or does something insulting or threatening to a biker will probably be educated, meaning he has learned, hopefully, to not be stupid and cop an attitude around a patch wearing biker. Often it is a drunk guy in a party or bar who thinks he can beat the biker in a fight. Maybe he can but if he does he will be educated later by the rest of the club, hence the saying "one on all, all on one".
A friend asks another about his black eyes, missing teeth and stitched up face. The friend says he hit on a biker's old lady at a party and the biker became angry and educated him, teaching him that it was the wrong thing to have done. He has learned that bikers don't suffer fools in their midst. The price of "stupid" is steep.
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A teacher that has an attitude and has favorites. Always dressed up such as wearing a tie every day or a dress.
Ms. Tenny is an educator because she wears a teacher suit and uses big words and acts like she knows it all... what a fag!!!
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If you have to search this up, you lack education.
"Billy searched up Education on Urban Dictitonary."
"Wow, he is fugly"
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When you smoke weed you get high. When you read books you get educated. However, when you smoke weed and read books at the same time you get high educated.
Random person: How did you get so highly educated!!!!
Quiet kid: By smoking weed and reading books at the same time…
Random person: Cool so what did you learn?!?!
Quiet kid: Bruce Lee Chicken Norris level fighting techniques and styles
Random person: Other than that???
Quiet kid: Comebacks and roasts directed at the school bully and also how to shoot up the school with an AK-47
School Bully: DiReCteD at wHo
Quiet kid: You
School Bully: *Charges and prepares to kick quiet kid’s ass
Quiet kid: *Kicks school bully with a flying dick*
School bully: *face gets disfigured * *loses 4.20 teeth and breaks 69 bones leaving him paralysed*
School nurse with an X-ray: *noice*
Quiet kid: Reaches for his bag
Class clown: EvEryOne ruNNnnn
* No one runnnns*
Quiet kid: Shoots school bully to death with an AR-15
School bully: *flipping dies*
School bullies’s accomplices: *fricking dies*
Whole school: Starts cheering
Everyone one at school: CAREFULLY HE’S A HERO
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1. A system that is completely useless that tries to "educate" children. But they really just waist their time.
2. "Teaches" kids the "basic" stuff to "survive in the modern world.
3. Shit
Man 1. Hey bro this is sooooo the education system.
Man 2. Yea man this is smells like the education system.
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A system that claims to "educate" its victims, while in actuality hinders critical thought, creativity, or joy in the victim's everyday life by issuing homework to extend the torture. Also, to dumb down the generation within the walls of the institution to continue the vicious cycle of ignorance among the masses.
Teacher: Ok, now we shall learn how to do a 5 paragraph essay...
Student: But, isn't writing meant to represent free-flowing expression from people, and should not be subject to a trivial organization that only hinders this process? Oh wait, this is the what the educational system demands, is it?
Teacher: go to the office, now.
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