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Elk river is a town in minnesota that likes to rape black highschool football players. their preferred method is to use a broom stick located in the rectum. they are horrible at sports and im sure this interesting ritual plays an important role.
BOB: did you hear why elk river cant play football this year?
JOE: does it have to do with what happened in the locker room?
BOB: nothing like a little back room magic..
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When a whining bitch is having a bad day.
"Hi I am jo the slut, im having an elk day so fuck off and do my dishes" - Jo
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domesticated animal (usually cat or dog) abandon in a urban area, now running wild with other animals
did you see that herd of getto elk
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The shit of a town in the northwest suburbs of chicago, home of the lab nazis
Elk Grove blows like the football team that bears it's name
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A capped Don who fails on a gangster durden and gets shot in the face
I missed on a durden I'm about to get Elked
An elk molester is someone who takes advantage of the gentle and docile nature of these magnificent creatures to satisfy their vile sexual needs.
Swayze: What's wrong with "Elko"?
Sneezy: Elk molesters got him.
Swayze: The bastards!
Elk rapids is a small town full of stuck up bitches or poor ones from rapid city, elk rapids consists of old asshole boomers that won’t let a McDonald’s get built. 90% of the school are potheads but no one knows
Hey let’s go toy elk rapids and swim and eat pizza...that’s it