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Elk river is a town in minnesota that likes to rape black highschool football players. their preferred method is to use a broom stick located in the rectum. they are horrible at sports and im sure this interesting ritual plays an important role.
BOB: did you hear why elk river cant play football this year?
JOE: does it have to do with what happened in the locker room?
BOB: nothing like a little back room magic..
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When a whining bitch is having a bad day.
"Hi I am jo the slut, im having an elk day so fuck off and do my dishes" - Jo
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domesticated animal (usually cat or dog) abandon in a urban area, now running wild with other animals
did you see that herd of getto elk
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The shit of a town in the northwest suburbs of chicago, home of the lab nazis
Elk Grove blows like the football team that bears it's name
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An elk molester is someone who takes advantage of the gentle and docile nature of these magnificent creatures to satisfy their vile sexual needs.
Swayze: What's wrong with "Elko"?
Sneezy: Elk molesters got him.
Swayze: The bastards!
A capped Don who fails on a gangster durden and gets shot in the face
I missed on a durden I'm about to get Elked
Elk rapids is a small town full of stuck up bitches or poor ones from rapid city, elk rapids consists of old asshole boomers that won’t let a McDonald’s get built. 90% of the school are potheads but no one knows
Hey let’s go toy elk rapids and swim and eat pizza...that’s it