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Usually dead inside and will rant it to anyone and they deal with it by getting high in the bathroom Dunkin is there safe place even though they complain about the whole time
Oh she’s a Dunkin employee watch out
One who is employed by the UPS company. They have T-shirts which say on the front "UPS employee," and the back of the shirt reads, "commited to excellence." Which is a blanant display of UPS over hyping their customer service. If this individual were truly commited to excellence he probably wouldn't have wound up in the packaging industry. It would be fine if the back of a shirt said "commited to excellence" if the front said something like "olympian" or "I build rockets." But "UPS employee" should have something more appropriate on the back, like, "G.E.D"
Guy: I'm a UPS employee 'cause my parents got divorced.
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A person that is lazy, has no respect for their management, who complains when they have to work, someone who becomes a liar when they did something they say they didn't do.
The teen employees that I have don't do anything right!
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Corporate - where despairing and dejected workplace drones are forced to pretend that they are "happy at work" - usually by useless A-holes in HR trying to justify their existence.
Head of HR - "See how well our employee engagement is working - since we reinforced the glass none of them have been able to throw themselves out the window."
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An colleague who believes they are the best employee because they are taking on all of the projects and able to complete them without any help.
Get a load of her. She is our employee of the year.
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A guy's hand becomes the employee of the month when he breaks up with his girlfriend.
Guy: I just broke up with my girlfriend
Friend: How are you coping with the lack of sex?
Guy: I make use of the employee of the month (raises his hand)
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unemployed and receiving unemployment check from state, hence becoming a state employee
so, he's a state employee now, eh?
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