$equal

A Sri Lankan man who hangs out with any group of white/asian people in rich, stuck up cities like The Woodlands, Texas. $equal will dress like he is black, have kick ass subs, and be quite the baller on the court. This person will also make weird comments like "Cozumel is the land of the b's."

"$equal is my boy"
"Geoff and $equal fought, and I video taped it"
"$equal has a small penis, and I have touched it"

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Gender Equality

Gender equality is the,well,equality of men and women,neither superior than the other.

Jane slaps Joe here across the face.
Jane:No hitting girls-you know the rules!
Joe:BULLSHIT!Gender equality-neccesary.
Joe throws a fist at Jane and walks away.

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equal grounds

When you are in the same conditions as someone.
example:

"+ I guess I forgot my lucky sneakers for the race!

- Well, we are in equal grounds right now."

equalized hug

To hug someone with an arm over one shoulder and under the other, thus equalizing the hug ratio.

When I hug, I always use the equalized hug method, so as not to make anyone feel uncomfortable.

equal misery

The supreme balance achieved only when professional, social and family interactions reach equally profound levels of distaste and offense.

Yo! It's celebration time y'all! Timmy has finally reached equal misery! Now he's genuinely depressed at work, at home and at the bar... YAY!!

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Equalizer

Similar to the Shocker or Stunner, but instead, the middle finger goes into the girl's pussy and the ring finger goes into her ass.

Jared gave Desiree a mean Equalizer last night and Levi was pissed!

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equal rights

A phrase corrupted by racist shitheaps to mean exactly the opposite of what it says.

Dumfuck1: Dude, lets get benefits based soley on our skin color and call it equal rights!

Dumfuck2: Hell yeah! That's way easier than actually taking responsibility for ourselves!

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