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A social network where the word stalking should be really analyzed and thought out before actually coming up with a definition for facebook stalking. How is it any different when one person constantly monitors another person's every move on facebook reading the person's blogs, photos, posts, newsfeed etc... When one hundred other people (facebook friends) have access to the same exact information the person puts out? Alot of times when people become facebook friends they are not actually friends. They are just giving each other permission to read each other's profile. Facebook is also highschool bullshit. Alot of people caught in it are even people who graduated highschool ten years ago. And then there's all these fringe artists, musicians, comedians wanting people to join their self loathing fan club. Then there's those facebook people who feel the need to have the most facebook friends. Sometimes when people send friend requests it's only because the person knows a certain amount or group of people that they know.

"What's so great about Facebook"?

"It doesn't take forever to load like Myspace and it's not limited to just college students anymore"

"He and she would like you to join please stop Facebook from becoming a paysite"

"I appreciate the invite but I hardly ever log on to Facebook. Basically I don't give a shit."

by ispeaklatin December 7, 2009

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Facebook

The reason why I'm divorced

Husband: Honey let's talk.

Wife: In a minute...I'm on Facebook.

by Miz Tee February 9, 2010

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Facebook

The digital holocaust.

The amount of social lives that have been lost to Facebook is creeping close to a billion.

by Schnitterbit January 15, 2011

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facebook

A place that used to be for only people in college, and then only college and high school, and now its lame and equally as creepy as myspace because its open to anyone and everyone, and they have something called the "news feed" where you learn about dumb shit that no one really cares about. (Basically an easy way to stalk people.)

Facebooker 1: Hey I was on facebook today and after I read the news feed I learned that megan's relationship is now complicated and jen just wrote on cindys wall!

Facebooker 2: wow. I really didn't need to know all that.

by Gaby Gutierrez October 13, 2006

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Facebook

A human PokΓ©dex.

Facebook, gotta catch'em all!

by joon21 June 2, 2010

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facebook

Where lonely and socially inept losers can pretend they have a life.

Hey, look, I have five hundred "friends" on facebook, most of whom I only talked to once or twice at most.

by runpoochrun July 9, 2009

2002πŸ‘ 604πŸ‘Ž


facebook

A stupid blogging site for people with no lives that sit on their ass all day. Also, a way to broadcast yourself, to display your gigantic ego that you have, by making retarded kissy faces in pictures. Most chicks with facebook think theyre so hot, ughh hate ti tell ya butchu aren`t, nothing cute bout making fish faces in pics.
To add to that, the way most high school fights start, just cuz someone dissed them, lmfao fucking big babies!
Plus most people have facebook just cuz everyone else has it, AND I CAN SAY THAT CUZ I DONT HAVE FACEBOOK MYSELF!=)
Basically a pointless site to make you feel better about yourself, for people with low/no self esteem.

Get off facebook and GO FOR A WALK!

by xTRA2cENTS July 11, 2008

154πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž