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when you and another person hoe around with the same person. (farmers use hoes, yanno?)
Oh my god, you talked to Parker too? I guess that makes us farmer sisters!
A sanitized or movie-edited substitute for mother fucker
The film "Die Hard: With a Vengeance" was released in 1995
staring Samuel L. Jackson (as Zeus Carver) and Bruce Willis
(as John McClane); but this film was later edited for TV...
While the term "mellon farmer" probably appeared in other
edited films, Jackson's character made it quite funny and
memorable ... even though the original unedited movie was
far better ... the editors got a bit lucky, this time.
An example line from the edited film:
Zeus: Now that's low, even for a white mellon-farmer like you.
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A really tough course or other brain-torturing exercise, eg programming, advanced calculus or effective ventriloquism. Symptoms include poverty due to the rising cost of Advil and long hours crying and asking "Why the hell did I enroll in this?" to random strangers on the street.
Example 1
Tom: There goes Luke again. Ever since he went into advanced computer programming, he's been literally insane.
Jerry: Yeah, that course is a migraine farmer all right.
Example 2
Man, ever since I started trying to imitate Jeff Dunham, I've realized how much of a migraine farmer ventriloquism is! How does he do it?
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An inhabitant of Draynor Village in RuneScape. Contrary to what his name might suggest, the Master Farmer does not spend any time "farming", per se. Instead, he spends his days roaming around the square, waiting for players to try to steal his seeds so he can scream "Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me pockets?" and punch them hard enough to cause fractures. He lives for this.
Because he does not farm, it is questionable how he manages to get so many seeds to begin with. Perhaps he buys them on the Grand Exchange; perhaps he is a pickpocket himself; perhaps he has secret underground crops farmed by an army of Master Farmerites. Whatever the case, he fits right in with the many sketchy citizens of Draynor.
Player: *attempts to pick the Master Farmer's pocket*
Master Farmer: *gives the player a fracture-causing punch* Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me pockets?
Player: Training my thieving level, you dick!
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Block one nostril and exhale forcefully through the other to expel a large deposit of snot.
Done when no handkercheif or tissue paper is handy.
Done outdoors.
I could feel the snot in my nose, but I didn't have a handkerchief handy, so I had to farmer blow.
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To plug one nostril and blow snot out the other,without the benefit of kleenex or rag, cleanly clearing the nostril of all nose goblins and mucus.
I didn't have a handkerchief but the farmers handkerchief is always available
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A man who is destined to rape his students, particularly male. Press on 7th graders of the “thicc” variety mainly.
Dante : that girl over there is pretty hot, I want some
Henry : are you mr. farmers son?
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