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Shitting directly in a man's mouth from the reverse cowgirl position
Brian gave me quite the feast of Stephen last night. Help me brush me teeth.
noun. satiable meal followed by excessive drinking, usually occurs on a saturday night. this meal consists of hot pockets, cellophane wrapped cheeseburgers and burritos purchased from the coolers of a gas station, such as mobil. a bowel movement unlike any other is likely to happen the following morning.
"mmmm, this is a drunkenly delicious and satisfying microwavable feast. thumbs upskie!"
A culinary treat, involving a fishy delicacy, usually served split wide open, with the flesh upwards.
Steve lowered his head back between Lorraine's legs and resumed his kipper feast.
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A contest in the vein of Indian Burns, Indian Leg-Wrestling, and Indian Kickball. Contestants must race to eat a plate of plain crackers.
I won the Contest of the Indians by giving the worst Indian Burn, winning Indian Leg-Wrestling, and finishing first in the Indian Feast.
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Holiday created in 2000 to celebrate the washing away of the past year's dissapointments. Celebrated on the last weekend of July.
Usually involves doing whatever and individual wants to do to have a kick ass time to shed his/her dissapointments. Must involve consuming a large quantity of food on the saturday night.
As of 2004 the holiday has been celebrated by people in Canada, UK, Japan and Colombia.
"Its the last weekend in July, Happy Feast of Essence!"
"What are you doing for Feast? I'm planning on getting liqoured up, painting myself hot pink and running down the street!"
"What did you do for feast last year? I ate heartily and well, took in some fireworks, crashed a wedding and ate 3 tubs of ice cream!"
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The act of performing cunnilingus
This weekend I plan to feast on the yeast with my new girlfriend
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When a female is in a handstand position with her legs spread out shoulder length, two candles lit upon each foot, and a table cloth over the vagina with a hole allowing the male to eat out the the female. This is a fancy feast for the male. BON APPETIT!
Nathan: Guess what I just did?
Elner: What?
Nathan: Dude, smell my breathe!
Elner: Woah! You definitely had a fancy feast.
Nathan: Yeah! With your mom! Boy can she cook!
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