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A pricing markup factor used when preparing price quotes, job estimates, or work proposals for prospects you forsee as Pain in the Ass clients.
This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.
Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."
Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.
Our standard PITA factor is 10%. But this guy seems like an ass. Let's bump up the PITA fee by 15%.
This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!
The most adorable and perfect Irish man on this Earth. Starred as Courfeyrac in Les Miserables. Did I mention he's adorable? He has the most lucious curly hair and every girl wants to touch it. Most famous for "We need as much furniture as you can throw down!"
"Did you see that guy Fra Fee? He's perfect I know."
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A fee added on top of the original fee due to the ease of payment.
"We noticed it was too easy for you to give us your money, so naturally, we'll need you to give us more. Therefore, you have been assessed a "convenience fee".
The taxation of the ugly folks. The money collected from the ones looking less beautiful than the rest.
- Tom, you're ugly as sin and yet you don't pay the face fee! I gonna cut one finger off your palm each day you're late with your face fee, yo!
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The German Coffee drink that boosts your day! :D
also advertised with Scary commercials!
"Ha Ha I scared the crap outta him with that K-Fee Commercial"
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Ever been so wide awake? An energy coffee drink that is ready to repair your day, and caffeinate you to the MAXIMUM!
"K-fee Turbodrink now has a new formula that is ready to repair your day, and caffeinate you to the MAXIMUM!"
-Narrator 2020
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A general term for taxes. Since the only beneficiaries of taxes are cunts. Be they social security cunts, civil servant cunts, scamming contractor cunts and so on.
Why is it that if I buy my iPad in London there is a cunt fee of 20%?