Mafia Feline Boss

The supreme leader of the feline mafia.

I heard Mafia Feline Boss went on another killing spree yesterday.

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feline disrespect from behind

'Feline Disrespect from Behind' refers to the act of a cat flying out of nowhere and straight into a person's rectum definitely signifying a lack of respect for the victim. It originated from a Japanese ad for "Bukkake" milk and shows an example of 'Engrish' at its best

Theres only one example

FELINE DISRESPECT FROM BEHIND!!!!!

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Cougar/ Real Feline Scale

In order to be in this category you have to be a bad ass Bitch who is 5 years or older than your boyfriend and able to pull them easily.
18 -24- Kitten

24 - 33- Bob Cat
33 -38- Lynx

38 - 48- Cougar
48-58- Cheetah
58-& up- Saber tooth tiger

Man I want a Cougar/ Real Feline Scale in my life.

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Feline Barbwire Rod Shove

The act of putting barbed wire around the rod of a plunger then inserting it into that of a cats anus.

My cat pissed on my pillow while i was asleep so I gave him a Feline Barbwire Rod Shove.

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feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

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Floor & Feline

A name used for a dou of hoes in Enschede

Floor & Feline are hoes in Enschede

Felin

A fat little girl who only eat mac Donald burgers and wears tiny clothes and laugh at anything

Boy: your fat go home oh wait you'll probably get tired the first hundred meters!!

Felin: HAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!