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Freedom is what your sperm cheer as they are ejaculated from your penis either during coitus or masturbation.
The other day I was procrasterbating, and when I came, my cum shouted "freedom".
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A very simple, effective rebuttal for anyone that dares to attack our leaders policies. Additionally, this word is a trademark of the leader.
Guest: But there were no WMD's, and Iraq didnt have anything to do with 9/11.
Sean Hannity: I see, you hate Freedom.
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A substitute for "French" in any context.
Ted freedom kissed Janie in the back of the room while the teacher was going over verb conjugations in third-period freedom class.
Bob: "Is that Jean-Francois kid Spanish?"
Joe: "No he's a dirty fucking freedom-man. Pardon my freedom."
Bob: "That was straight-up sick how you freedom inhaled that last bong hit."
Joe: "Hell yeah! Yo man I got the munchies...let's go to Denny's for some freedom fries and freedom toast with a side of freedom bread."
Bob: "I'll have some freedom."
Order-taker: "Freedom what?"
Bob: "Just plain freedom."
Order-taker: "OK, that'll be $1.05. We'll have that right out for you."
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adj.
largely meaningless trash word which is addended to other words so as to veil or distort their true meanings. Had previously great value; associated strongly with liberty, progress, and rationality in the past. Momentum of previous usage allows this word to be tossed around for the purpose of distracting or disarming listeners just before you try and pull a verbal fast one.
My freedom fries are too dry. Super-size me a freedom cola.
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A measurement of time that is equal to the time it took for the United States to win the revolutionary war. (8 years, 4 months and 15 days)
It’s been a freedom since I’ve seen you last.
To take over a country militarily with the promise of freedom; whilst the real purpose is to loot.
what americans think they have, but they really don't and never will/
teacher: you guys are lucky you live in a free country! freedom is the reason you get to be in this classroom today!
me: but were forced to be here...if we dont come we go to juvie.
teacher: .....
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