Friday

1. A day of the week.

2. The day on which you fry things.

3. A song with awful lyrics.

1 - Friday is the last day of the school week.

2 - I feel like frying things on Friday.

3 - Friday is quite possibly the worst song I have ever heard.

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Friday

Day of the work week that is the least productive because you just don't give a shit.

Boss: Johnson, are you finished with those reports I sent you?
Johnson: Hell no! It's Friday, I'm about to take my pants off!

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Friday

-The day after Thursday, before Saturday, and two days prior to Sunday.

-A fun fun fun day

-A day that you gotta get down on

Yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterward.

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Friday

Every Friday is “National Whale Day” where you need to scream “whale” whenever you hear it

Person 1: Hey what’s the day today?
Person 2: It’s Friday.
Person 1: Do you know what that means?
Person 2: That it’s Friday?
Person 1: Well yeah, but it’s also whale day!

Friday

When you wake up Friday morning, a sort of jubilance can often take place. This is so much so, that this day of the week has a restaurant named after it, praising it-TGI Friday's-. Friday's are always easy, bar-none. The best thing about Friday's is of course that they are the start to the weekend.

I love Fridays, I really do.

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Friday

Title of song by Rebecca Black as seen on Youtube and Tosh.0 that went from 2,000 views to 11 million views in just one week, which goes to show how much time America spends checking many of todays social media outlets.

Kyle: Hey, John. Have you made a parody of that one song "Friday" by Rebecca Black yet?

John: Not yet, Kyle. I'm too busy adding another 30 people to my 700+ facebook friends list.

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Friday

When you eat a bowl of cereal. When you have decide which seat to take. When you get down at a party and have fun, fun, fun, fun. When you look forward to the weekend.

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

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