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To accidentally become really good friends with someone before you realize that you want to be more than that, so you become stuck in the friendzone. It is a very hard and awkward place to be in, so avoid it at all costs.
"I want a girlfriend!"
"Dude, you should date Tania."
"Are you kidding me? We got totally stuck in the friendzone like, last year. To be friendzoned sucks balls."
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When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, or more handsome boyfriend. There is little you can do to get out without feeling like a dick. All in all, one of the meanest things girls do, whether they mean it or not.
Kayla told me we were just friends when I asked her out. I told her I couldn't bear to see her find someone else so she shouldn't call me again. Saved my ass from the friendzone.
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When a jerk with an overinflated sense of entitlement who thinks that respecting a woman gives him the right to make romantic or sexual demands of her gets his poor little feelings hurt because the woman he wants to date/romance/bone exercises HER right not to want to date/romance/bone him in return.
"You know, I thought John was a great guy until he started acting like I OWED him for being nice to me, and whined about how I'm an 'ungrateful bitch' because I put him in the 'friendzone.'"
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The Ninth layer of hell mostly overrun with guys. some girls maybe in there as well but it is a rare case. There is no way out other than pure skill and luck. Its kind of like winning a game of Uno, but the win loss ratio is 1-1000000000000. Many enter but few will escape.
Example 1:
Chaz: I Love you and I want to be more than friends
Amanda: I don't want to ruin out relationship we have right now though... Is that ok?
Chaz: Friendzoned again....
Example 2:
Amanda: I love you and I want to be more than friends...
Chaz: Meh I'll think about it...
Amanda: Damn... Friendzoned again...
Example of Escape:
Chaz or Amanda: I can't take this anymore. I have been so nice to you for these years! I saved your mothers life, cured cancer and caused the end to wars! I love you and I need you!
Chaz or Amanda: Oh... now that I realized this... I LOVE YOU TO!
Then they have sex...
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when a person doesn't get what they want from someone else and so they bitch and cry about it to elicit pity from people around them
person 1: OH MY GOD HOW COULD HE/SHE/IT/FLOWER PUT ME IN THE FRIENDZONE UGHHHH
person(s) 2(3,4,5,6...): awhh that's so sad, you're such a great person, i'm sure you'll find someone. <333
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A guy is great friends with a girl on many levels, save for anything intimate. Possibly the best 'zone' to be in, as a male.
The guy is privy to many a little known facts.
She'll give him a hug if he's down, not just because he got her flowers.
Emotional support is usually mutual, and beneficial.
Best part: You will never fight. As friends, one of you will say something silly or with innuendo, and it'll be back to normally conversation.
George: Bro, I'm so happy to be in the friendzone with Cathy.
Lucas: WTF man? That means you'll never date her or get shit!
George: Psh, I don't care. I can play games with her anytime, we joke all the time, never fight, and hang out so often!
Lucas: Man, you be tripping. If you aren't getting booty, you have no reason to be up in there.
George: Got it all wrong man, the Friendzone is the place to be.
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When someone plays the friend zone waiting to make a move.
Friendzoning that girl isn't going to get you laid brah!
Girls arent machines you put kindness coins into waiting for sex to fall out.
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