anyone or thing that proposes an immidiate pre"dick"ament or is unneccisarily happy and/or homosexual. like when your homie says 'hey i wonder what would happen if i stuck this lunchroom spoon up that dudes ass'
you dude! you're such a fruit!
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Someone who is a tool, douche, fag, loser, weirdo, or freak, etc...
n. What a fruit!
Michael is a fruit.
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Fruit is best defined with an excerpt from a board game:
This is if you are a gay man....
Or a strawberry.
A. I can't find a single gay guy to hook up with.
B. Why don't you hook up with Cody? He's a fruit.
A. Everybody loves fruit! It has teh vitamin C.
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An extremly gay man (ex. weiring make-up, giving girls hair tips), or a male hooker.
1.Lookin fruity!
2.You fag, go pick up a fruit!
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A food source that is not eaten or consumed, but is 'taken'. An excellent source of vitamins & nutrition.
The meal is finished. Your host asks 'Do you take fruits?' If you answer in the negative, you will be asked 'You don't take fruits?'
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