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A way of telling somebody “do what you want but it’s your loss”
Becky: I’ve decided I’m going to get hot pink highlights!
George: welp, that’s your funeral
When your hobo friend dies and you hoist him into the Safeway dumpster. Traditional.
Later on I gave him a traditional Hobo Funeral, like he always said he wanted, in the Safeway dumpster.
Also known as Canvassing is the unscrupulous practice of haggling with bereaved persons on the price of funerals outside of hospitals, the house of mourning, sites of accidents and deathbeds in hospitals.
That man standing over there approached me at my mother's deathbed to discuss the price of her funeral. I think he is funeral touting!
When a driver drives so slow that they create a long backlog of cars behind them on a single-lane road. Little old ladies and soccer moms are notorious for these.
My mom made a funeral procession on Rt. 35 today; our car was the hearse and I was the dead man because all my buddies were driving behind me.
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A god awful deathcore band from Ohio who constantly tours with good death metal bands.
They are also known for their extreme hatred for the game UNO, which is usually being played by the crowd during the set.
"Did you guys see Rose Funeral open for Nile last night?"
"No I was too busy playing UNO"
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Is the shit.They rule.
Truly evil metal.Hail dark funeral!
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the most sexual band ever. often defined as emo. make up your own mind, they're awesome whatever. and darran smith is the nicest bloke ive met in my life.
wow funeral for a friend kicked ass last night
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