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The cutest animal on the planet. It has a fluffy coat of fur and it loves to be pet, tickled, and cuddled. It can learn words from you. Furby loves you and wants to see you thrive.
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A poor excuse for a toy. A motherboard made out of scrap parts covered in fur. The toy makers at Mattel most likely have landfill scouts to go out everyday and locate parts to make Furby. The poor children buy this piece of crap and take it home to find that the advertisements weren't true. These kids think that Furby will respond to anything you say or tell it, but in reality, it has like 5 pre-recorded responses and laughs if you tap its stomach. Every time it "wakes up", you can't get it to turn off, so you sit there being tortured by its robotic voice for literally an hour before it decides to go to sleep. Furby is most likely a governmental spy that collects video footage of confused children. Don't take off its fur, because it looks like Satan. They tried to make it be cool by making it an app, which only succeeded in making it more lame. For God's sake, all you can do is feed it electronic food.
Mattel Guy: Hey dude, time to make another Furby.
Other Mattel Guy: Kill me.
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When having sexual intercourse, you grab your loved one's pubic hairs(if they have any), twist, and pull. The pain and pleasure mixed is called a Furby or Furbasmic experience.
I gave my gf such a good furby.
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literally Satan. aka. the scariest thing ever created.
WARNING: IT WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!!!
Emma: Karen got a Furby 3 weeks ago and i haven't seen her since. do you think she's dead?
Tom: well, if she's got a Furby, she's definitely dead!
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1. a robotic brainwashing device, created to aim for the youth majority of the world's population.
2. a harmless-looking toy made by orientals in Japan and other Asian places.
3. one of the best-selling toys for children back in 1999.
4. a piece of rubbish that talks when you don't want it to and mimics behavior, like, babies for example. They just won't let you get to sleep unless you take their batteries out or throw them out the window.
Helpful Hint: never just take batteries out of them to get them to shut up. It may not work. Just dispose of them the correct way (example.- axe, steamroller, etc.)
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Pronounced (Fur - bee)
An evil source used to take over the world.
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