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A garden you plant to sustain your life during the hard times your paranoid mind is telling will come soon, like world wars, alien invasions, dirty nuclear terrorist attack, massive chinese hacking or zombie pandemics.
Example: "When the grid goes down and lines of distribution are cut, we will have enough produce from our own gardens to keep ourselves alive" (from the Armageddon Garden Club).
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When someone does so little house maintenance shrubs grow from their gutters
Dude, you seen Bob?
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!
The people the white ladies use for excuses to not be racist
John: Lady, your racist.
Mia: No! My gardener is Mexican! I have a Mexican Gardener. I'm not racist!
John: stfu and die
1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.
BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!
That's an ugly garden gnome!
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When a nuclear/atomic bomb is dropped, the smoke from the all the energy rises up and resembles that of a mushroom.
When many nuclear/atomic bombs are dropped, you now have what resembles that of a Mushroom Garden.
1. Japan decides to attack United States again for whatever reason, seeing as how they didn't learn the 1st time when only 2 bombs were dropped. This time United States drop a nuclear bomb on every single Japanese city; Japan now resemble a Mushroom Garden.
2. WW3 has went nuclear, every country that posses nuclear weapons launches them at their adversaries; the world now resembles a Mushroom Garden.
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Verb.
1) The sex act that involves crossing the middle finger over the index finger and simultaneously crossing the ring finger and the little finger. Once completed, the garden weasel is inserted into a woman's vagina and ass.
Guy 1: "So last night I finally got the courage to try the garden weasel on Beth.."
Guy 2: "Really?? How'd that go for you? "
Guy 1: " She screamed and then karate kicked me in the balls." "I think I'll wait a week to try it again."
Guy 2: " Sweet."
When a women motorboats a man's ball sack/testicles.
"Wait...I heard helicopter noises coming from your bedroom last night...followed by a sigh of pleasure. Did you mother-in-the-garden Chandler?!?! OMG!"
"I like to mother-in-the-garden as foreplay to tea bagging."