Gargoyle

A woman who is clingy in nature, who after the relationship has ended and at times during the relationship, become obsessive and borderline stalker.

Man 1: "Hey are you going to the bar tonight?"
Man 2: "No, my gargoyle is there."
Man 1: "Didn't you break up with her?"
Man 2: "Yes, she won't leave me alone hence why I called her a gargoyle"

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Gargoyling

verb

It's like "owling" only your NAKED !

you should flair your nostrals and show teeth

(cover your junk the best you can)

i am Gargoyling the side of my tub and posting it on facebook

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gargoyles

The noise that your stomach produces when you have to take a shit/diarhea.

Man! I got some huge gargoyles right now.

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GARGOYLING

To perch one's self in a stiff position, While others pass.

posted up straight Gargoyling.

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Gargoyle

to perch or straddle someones face while they are lieing on the ground. then punching them in the stomach or balls. making them sit up into your anus. making you resemble a creature of the night.

YOU GOT RICK ROLLED!!!! gARGOYLE

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Crapper gargoyle

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.

I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?

Gargoyle in drag

When an unattractive person uses WAY TO MUCH makeup, wigs....

Geeeezzz, did you see the Gargoyle in drag over there?

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