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Izzie

izzie is a gaylord

by izzieis a gaylord123 July 24, 2018

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gaylord

A card game with the sole intention of getting drunk. The number of players required is 2 and up. People mix themselves drinks (usually vodka+juice/sprite/coca etc.) and sit in a circle around a deck of cards. Players start pulling cards in a circle till the deck runs out. Then you start all over again. Every card has a specific meaning agreed upon before starting the game.

Some common rules are:
Queen: women drink (a sip)
King: guys drink
Ace: the taker picks who drinks
2: the taker + one other drinks
3,4,5: the taker + x others drink

Other common rules include bathroom card, "I went on a holiday and with me I packed..." (the loser drinks), a card that empowers the taker to make up a new rule (the more confusing the better) etc.

Example 1.
teener 1: "Hey there's a bottle of Katjusha her, anyone up for gaylord?"
teener 2: "Yaaay!"

Example 2.
Johnny was late for work the other day due to playing gaylord till early hours.

by Milli3434 January 28, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gaylord

1-A small city in Michigan, Nickname: The Alpine Village.
2-A name. Damn, who is that crazy to name a child "Gaylord?" If i meet the dads of the child named "Gaylord" i would beat them up. C'mon, Gaylord?
3-The ultimate insult, can't be beat by another gay insult; used to make stupid people shut up.

Jeff:Drake, why don't you invite Shaw for a date? She is the most beauty girl in the college, and she likes you. If you don't like her, you are a big gaylord.
Drake: Hmm.. Um... I don't like her! She is a whore without fashion style!
Everyone: GAYLORD! DRAKE IS A GAYLORD!
Shaw: EWWW, i wanted to date a gaylord!
Drake: NO! I'M NOT A GAYLORD. FUCK YOU!

by TheUltimateUrbanCanadian June 6, 2014

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Gaylord

Lord of the gays

Sir, tell this gaylord to get out my seat! *gets relocated*

by 771209 February 19, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gaylord

The ultimate insult to a person. Funnier if told to a gay guy or a jack

Amy: who's that?
Bob: that's the Gaylord

by 249)(3;,!8 October 29, 2012

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bradley the Gaylord

Nobody likes him. A little kid that runs around and kicks people in the shins and stabs with spoons. Very short. VERY.SHORT.

Can be racist to mexicans/asians/chinese/japanese/white/black/

Is similar to that of a ginger, having no soul.

Father beats with spoon. May stab in kneecaps with one. Watch out!

You see that kid? Bradley the Gaylord, Nobody likes him.

by Yourmom1234567890- January 7, 2012

54๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Massive Gaylord

A term used on social networking sites to describe acts of outstanding gayness. It's used rarely but some status updates are so outstandingly gay nothing else will suffice.

Note: drunkeness is not an excuse

Lee: Oh my God, the stars, the stars tonight are amazing. Thank goodness for no street lights in the countryside

Dubs: You massive gaylord

by Disprin September 29, 2011