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To skeet in a girls belly button and make her slurp it out with a straw!
I just gave your bitch a george washington.
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When one covers oneself in peanut butter, and engages in a fifteen hooker gangbang.
"Get out the peanut butter bitches! Its George Washington Carver time!"
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Internet Meme used for two situations.
1. When someone states the obvious
2. When someone no one cares about dies
1. a) "Amy Winehouse seen smoking crack"
b) "George Washington is dead"
2. a) "Brad Renfro died"
b) "This just in, George Washington, founding father, found dead in his malibu beach home after a bout with pneumonia, reports tmz"
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when paying a bar bill, your server brings you back a ungodly bunch of ones.
benevolent customer: "Hey, that biotch brought me back eight ones on my twelve dollar tab."
wingman: "Yeah, pimpin' for George Washington."
benevolent customer: "Now I'm only leaving him one."
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For a man to put his erecet penis in the mouth of a sleeping woman. When she wakes up she then has "wood" in her mouth. Named for the belief that George Washington had wooden teeth.
"Damn, when she passed out last night, I gave her the old george washington surprise ."
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A.K.A. G-Dub. Located in the Foggy Bottom neighborhood of Washington, DC, George Washington University had a student body composed largely of Northeastern and California undergrad and European grad students, all with way too much of Mom & Dad's money
Girl: Hi! I'm Jen & I'm drunk! It's my birthday! Wanna buy me a drink?
Guy: Hello...I'm Carlo, and I would love to buy you a drink...
Girl: I'll have a cosmo!
Guy: So...What do you do?
Girl: I'm a junior at GW...Can I get a cosmo for my friend Mindy?
Guy: Really? I work at the World Bank, and I'm a George Washington University grad student in the Elliott School.
Girl: Mmmmm...I think Mindy really doesn't need a cosmo after all...Wanna go back to my place?
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The best school to attend for connections. The name alone will open doors for you that even money and tears never would.
The best of the Washington, DC universities and the closest to the White House. Get used to seeing Secret Service men on campus, because the city is your campus.
Dude, I lost my passport in Paris; but I went to the embassy showed the guy my George Washington University id card and he gave me money to take new passport photos! I didn't even have to get on the end of the line he just waved me through.
I aced that interview! Turns out the head of HR is a grad of George Washington University.
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