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Known for shooting babies out they're coochies every split second of the day because b/c we didnt come with a lock(unfortunatley) on the coochie.Which would have been fantastic due to the fact we produce not just xy chromosomes, but xx chromosomes b/c "God" knows that all we need is more bitching twats polluting the air with their whoreness
Guy friend- What are those? Me- Unfortunately I am one of those things...girl. my bad. Guy friend- I would have never known.. I didnt know some could be soo nice and walk around free without looking like theres a stick jammed up the ass
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A girl is usually in the kitchen, or asked to get a guy food. Girls are kind and some are not choose wisely on your words.
Boy-Oh sorry I feel asleep waiting on you to make me a sandwich.
Girl-Go back to sleep and starve
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Person who works in the kitchen and has no humor
That girl belongs in the kitchen
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A human being.
Also someone who can totally break your heart and you would still love them after because you can’t help yourself. Even when they hate you.
Most males usually look for one of two, or both two things in a female, this being looks and personality.
If you only like a girl because of her looks, you are classified as a douchebag.
guy 1: WHY DID SHE LEAVE MEEEE
guy 2: that’s how girls are man, infinitely confusing
guy 1: I THOUGHT SHE LOVED MEEE
guy 2: id be surprised if she did.
8👍 3👎
The most mysterious thing known to existence. They trick us, confuse us, and if you're lucky, they please us.
I will never understand that girl, never.
9👍 13👎
Something that is the opposite sex from a boy and personaly are more clean and organized
I'm A Girl
Well No Fucking Duh
7👍 8👎