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Usually, some poor excuse for a sex based relationship, though this is disguised in supposed 'love'. No, I'm not bitter, I can just observe that 95%+ of 'relationships' are total horseshit.
If you don't use your brain and understand your partner, don't expect any more (or to be any more) than your average 'girlfriend'.
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The keeper of one's manhood(balls) for a period of time until one either commits to marriage and chops them off or ends the relationship
"Jon has no testicles, he has a girlfriend"
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1. One of the greatest things a man can experience!
2. The most painful thing a man can ever encounter in their entire life.
3. Linked to one of the scariest things a man can find.
4. The most expensive thing a man can get.
1. Guy 1: Dude! You have no idea how good you have it!
Guy 2: I know, my girlfriend is the best! I can't ask for more!
2. Guy 1: Dude, are you OK?
Guy 2: No, my girlfriend just dumped me. She was cheating on me for a year!
3. Guy 1:Why are you so tense?
Guy 2: My girlfriend's dad! He scares the shit out of me!
4. Guy 1: Hey, can you give me a few bucks to take out my girlfriend?
Guy 2: Sorry man, my girlfriend raided my wallet.
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A member of society that is constantly hated by her boyfriend's mother for no apparent reason.
The mother hates the girlfriend just for existing.
Mother: "Why are you dating your girlfriend? She's the devil and I cannot stand her. I want you to break up with her!"
Son: "Mom, I've been with her for 4 years. Why can't you learn to like her?"
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A female partner , which A redditor wont get
Person 1 : Yooo i got A girlfriend
Person 2 : Quit lying your A fucking redditor
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The greatest thing in the world. But as a fellow man i am warning you it isn't worth the pain of when you loose them.
I am in love with my girlfriend.
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The best and worst thing that can happen to a male. She makes him feel amazing and then crushes his heart into tiny pieces.
If you didn't understand my definition of "girlfriend" an example won't help you -_-
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