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Usually, some poor excuse for a sex based relationship, though this is disguised in supposed 'love'. No, I'm not bitter, I can just observe that 95%+ of 'relationships' are total horseshit.
If you don't use your brain and understand your partner, don't expect any more (or to be any more) than your average 'girlfriend'.
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The keeper of one's manhood(balls) for a period of time until one either commits to marriage and chops them off or ends the relationship
"Jon has no testicles, he has a girlfriend"
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1. One of the greatest things a man can experience!
2. The most painful thing a man can ever encounter in their entire life.
3. Linked to one of the scariest things a man can find.
4. The most expensive thing a man can get.
1. Guy 1: Dude! You have no idea how good you have it!
Guy 2: I know, my girlfriend is the best! I can't ask for more!
2. Guy 1: Dude, are you OK?
Guy 2: No, my girlfriend just dumped me. She was cheating on me for a year!
3. Guy 1:Why are you so tense?
Guy 2: My girlfriend's dad! He scares the shit out of me!
4. Guy 1: Hey, can you give me a few bucks to take out my girlfriend?
Guy 2: Sorry man, my girlfriend raided my wallet.
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The one person who makes you feel as though you actually have a reason to live. The one you could never stand to be without anymore, and you wonder how you got by before her. The one that is there to make you feel special. The one you tell is beautiful no matter how often she denies it because you know it's true. A girlfriend is someone you truely love, and they should be treated like queens. Should one ever be treated like dirt, that male deserves to be shot on the spot. Women deserve kindness, adoration and respect. If you truely love her, those should come naturally.
Robin Buck-girlfriend:)
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A member of society that is constantly hated by her boyfriend's mother for no apparent reason.
The mother hates the girlfriend just for existing.
Mother: "Why are you dating your girlfriend? She's the devil and I cannot stand her. I want you to break up with her!"
Son: "Mom, I've been with her for 4 years. Why can't you learn to like her?"
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A female partner , which A redditor wont get
Person 1 : Yooo i got A girlfriend
Person 2 : Quit lying your A fucking redditor
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The greatest thing in the world. But as a fellow man i am warning you it isn't worth the pain of when you loose them.
I am in love with my girlfriend.
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