Glasgow, Missouri

Worst shithole around. You aint shit unless you got the right last name. Nobody knows how to do anything but talk shit and spread thier legs. Full of dumbasses, druggies, and fat whores.

I hate Glasgow, Missouri.

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Glasgow shower

To apply aerosol deoderant to one's pits and bits in order to avoid the necessity of coming into contact with water or, indeed, soap.

Christ! I've pulled and I've only had a Glasgow shower! D'you think she'll notice?quick pssst

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Glasgow Kiss

To headbutt someone

"Yeah, i so gave her a "Glasgow Kiss""

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Glasgow Special

The "Glasgow Special" is essentially a donkey punch, with the variation of using a glass bottle instead of a fist to deliver the blow to the back of the head.

Tom: Will you Glasgow Special me please?

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New Glasgow

A nice town in Nova Scotia. Part of pictou county, which has the most pizza places per capita in the world. Divided in west side, east side, north and south ends.

Woman: Where can we get some good pizza?
Man: New Glasgow!

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New Glasgow

A shit town in northern-Nova Scotia filled with demented snobs. If you live in New Glasgow you're either extremely rich or extremely poor. Full of Scottish idiots.

Hi, I'm a rich prep from the West side New Glasgow, I live in a huge mansion and wear american eagle and too much eyeliner.

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glasgow shower

Where someone doesn't shower and just covers up there B.O with deodrant.

Fuck me Binnys had a glasgow shower!

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