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When you buy a Maccas mega choc waffle cone and your girlfriend eats it off your knob.
Mate I got the best waffle gobbie the other day!
Having a mouthfull of partially digested brocolli while giving a blowjob.
Dude, Michelle gave me a brutal green gobby last night. I mean, come one, finish your veggies before you start!.
Gobby Jobby- When a significant other sneezes on a dick and makes it green tint color and you force them to suck it
Dude, she sneezed on my dick so I made her give me a Gobby jobby
a girls eyes that would look amazing if they were performing oral sex and looking up at you
Dude, she has the maddest gobby eyes!
A week where a girl is on her period so she gives a guy blowjobs instead of sex
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A word reserved for righteous pricks who spend most of their time growing shit ginger stubble and toking amateurishly on leeched bloots.
You know what mate? You're a gobby cunt!
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Commonly expressed as '80 bucks and no gobby' but '80 dollars and no gobby' also in use. Expression refers to the act of spending a lot of money or energy and receiving a disappointing or lacklustre result. No connection between the actual price paid and the number '$80' is required. Both the figure of $80 and the act of a gobby are used in a hyperbolic sense. Often used as an expression of sympathetic disbelief at a friend's misfortune or as an expression of frustration when you realise you just got shafted.
'Mate how's that coffee?'
'$80 and no gobby TBH'
'How was your date?'
'ughh it wasn't great, the food was kinda overpriced, I ended up picking up the bill and I don't think he's keen to see me again'
'fuck me, $80 and no gobby.'
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