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the main protagonist of the anime series Dragonball Z
Goku is the first Super Saiyan in 1000 years
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the greatest fighter ever,even better then rocky
goku is not fat he is buff and is muscular and is pretty dumb but when it comes to fighting he is the smartest person in the universe
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1. a character from Chinese legend, the monkey king from Journey to the West, who is widely known and parodized in many ways.
2. The most famous parody of the monkey king who is the protagonist of the japanese cartoon Dragonball/Z. He's not the brightest crayon in the box but is known for being extremely loyal and hella strong. Will kick evil ass if not out to lunch. Is married and has two kids.
Judging from the black eye and broken limbs, I'm guessing someone went Goku on you....
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Judging from the empty pantry and excessive amount of dirty dishes, I'm guessing someone went Gokuh on you....
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Goku is the Monkey Prince, in one of the oldest myths in the world. There are many anime characters named after him, the more famous ones are Goku of Dragonball Z and Goku of Genosomaden Saiyuki.
Goku is always hungry.
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An anime char from DB, DBZ, and DBGT. A powerful but dumb as a hick hero and fangirls love him so much they write unlikey yaoi relationships with vegeta?
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When your girl's on her way out the door before you get the pussy she promised and you exclaim, "Power pole extend! Take this you mean old bully!" You then extend your power pole into her.
Inspired by the first episode of Dragon Ball.
I power pole vaulted onto my girlfriend and my dragon balls slid across her penciled eyebrows, and 20 feet across the hardwood floor. I made sure to nail the Goku on the second attempt.
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Famous monkey boy Japanese legend and, who is revered by otaku fanboy geeks, is the main character of the original DB and DBZ. His saiyan name is "Kakarrot", although only the true geeks refer to him by that handle. DBZ is one of the most famous manga/anime series ever, especially in the United States. He turns into a huge-ass ape when he looks at the moon and won the runner-up award for "Most Constipated Looking Anime Character", only second to the ruthless Vegeta.
Goku: Vegeta!! These Senzu beans give me a funny feeling in my stomach! I think I have to shit!
Vegeta: Deal with it. The saiyans on planet Vegeta had to shit in ten times the gravity of this puny, miniscule planet!!!
Master Korin: You didn't take those laxatives, did you, boy?
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