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Person who will try to book an hotel room, saying that "the general manager told me..." and then continue with lies.
Later during the stay find one or two things bad with either the service or room, and at check out plant a cockroach or other bug into: bed, sheets, towels, food, and dresser drawers. Then proced to refuse to pay and/or demand to be reimbursed for such a "horrible" stay. After getting away without paying they go back to the room and steal everything that they can get into their luggage.
Receptionist: Did you hear about the guest that didn't pay for the discounted rate that our GM gave them?
Supervisor: oh! you are refering to the Gypsy guest that lied about the discount, planted bugs in the room and then browned the room?
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A person who apparently has a free pass to bother his significant other / partner / friend at work all day (note: they work together, giving free reign for the annoyance).
He's back, just sitting on her desk. Why would she marry him? And how does he finish any work when he's up here in her face, staring at her with disapproving looks and bothering her with “do you want a soda?” and “did you buy eggs?”, all day? He's such a guest badger!
A person who visits forums for no other reason then to try and troll posters but ends up being owned. In response, uses the "No U" response. Also will actually troll himself on threads and then claim victory over fictitious (ie himself) posters. He has low self-esteem and cannot give cogent responses to straightforward questions. Will show up and act like he has no idea what is going on, although he was intimately involved from the start.
Oh, that last post was a LOP Guest post. Just ignore the troll/
The wwe champion(tyler guest),From halifax nova scotia,lives in sheldrake lake,goes to five bridges juniour high school,and has blonde hair and is 5.9 feet.
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One leaves one's shit (or someone / something else's) in the reservoir of the toilet. The owner will smell it for some time before finding the floating crap, if ever found.
When we went to that guy's party he was a total jerk, so I left him a house guest.
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Any creature that chooses to make its home in a hard to reach area in your house. Be it in the attic, basement or inside a wall, these guests are often rodents, reptiles, or insects of varying sizes. Once discovered, uninvited guests are very hard to evict from your home.
I've placed some rat poison in the attic and sealed up any holes in the walls so we don't get any uninvited guests trying to make their homes here.
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A Special Guest is an erection, but a welcome one. The kind a man gets during foreplay. Foreplay is... never mind, I'll explain it later.
Baby, all that rubbing is giving me a Special Guest! Let's hit the bedroom. Then the bathroom, kitchen, laundry room, etc etc
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