being completely unfamiliar with anything to do with guitars, including terms, makes and accessories.
Guitar player: ok, so you play the A minor chord by holding down the first string second fret, the second stri-
Me: whoa, whoa slow down! the first what now?
Gutar Player: my god ur guitarded
Unable to play guitar; has taken guitar lessons and became a worse player; unable to grasp the concept of playing guitar.
I've taken guitar lessons for years and still can't play. My teacher says I'm guitarded.
Someone who plays guitar but doesn't practice enough to learn it well.
Scott: You've been playing guitar for 5 years now and you still don't know any chords?
Barry: I'm guitarded I guess...
One musicians term of admiration towards another musician based on unorthodox actions and manners. (specifically goofy)
Bryan Bee has got to be the most guitarded musician I’ve ever met
Adjective-Extreme beginner level at learning to play a guitar and making no or slow progress.
"When it comes to finger positioning and chord changes in standard tuning, I freely admit that I am severely guitarded!"
Someone who has no real skill or experience on guitar, yet insists on creating typically unmelodic noise, usually in the form of repeatedly playing the same scale over and over, ad infinitum.
House guest: "What is that noise?"
Host: "Oh. That's my dumb-assed guitarded neighbor with his Fender Strat."
Sucking at guitar despite years of practice.
Dude did Jimmy just start playing guitar?
No, he's been playing for 4 years!
Awwh, poor kid must be guitarded