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Noun: The guy in a cougar relationship.
A young guy who goes for older ladies.
"Dude, look at that guy with that old cougar."
"Yeah, what a gumby"
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a blowjob given by a woman/man with no teeth.
Jason's grandma gives great gumby
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when your either soo buzzed up you dont have a grasp for what is going on around you.
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when you havent slept in some hours and have been humping all day to the point your tired and Gumbied out. eye lids cant stay open, ya know falling asleep at the wheel kinda thing.
and
ppl talking your ear off, not getting the hint that you want them to leave, your to tired and just want to go to sleep.
wow dude, me and bob just came back from smoking a joint and were both Gumbied out.
ive gone none stop and havent slept in 24 hours , im so Gumbied right now.
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somebody that has a severe problem between their brain and their limbs...run like a paraplegic...drop things all the time...miss their nose and poke their eye...cant aim...unco-ordinated in a way that everybody sees that something is wrong, but dont know what it is...well its because theyre GUMBY
cant you catch the ball you gumby cunt:
hey that gumby chick tripped over her own feet:
i asked for body art and the gumby shit managed to blind me block my nose and paint my tongue with thinners, get the drift?
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Person wearing a knotted hankerchief on his head, glasses, a Hitler-style moustache, rolled up trousers and suspenders. Liable to brain hurting.
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The act of receiving oral sex from an individual with no teeth. Especially popular among drug addicts, elderly, and people with poor hygiene.
Hey Sean did you hook up with that chick from that homeless chick from the bar? Yeah man she took me back out behind the dumpster and gave me the Gumby. It felt awesome!
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A large creature that resides in the realms of small room, eating large amounts of food substances and swears constantly. A gumbie will say fuck a total of 356 times per day.
I can hear something... - person 1
Don't worry, it's just Gumbie... he's hungry - person 2
FUCK, HURRY UP WITH MY FUCKING FOOD!!! FUCK!!! - Gumbie
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