HALO 3

cuase of sudden GPA drops in highschools across the world.

PRE-HALO 3:
little billy was a straight A student, turned in his work on time, always on time for school, and never fell asleep in class.
POST-HALO 3:
little billy now is a nocturnal energy drink chugging pasty white as snow trash talking FIEND that goes by an alias known only to him and other xbl affiliates.

lil billy will be missed.....

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halo 3

your girlfriends worst nightmare...

(GF. on the phone): hey babe whacha doin?
(BF.): ....... yes double kill!
(GF): huh? what are you talking about? Are u on halo 3 again?
(BF): ....... umm ya...cant talk now..call u back later..bye

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halo 3

A good example of Microsoft taking all of the credit for Bungie's work.

"hey look! Bungie made a new game! Halo 3" *Microsoft staff comes bursting through door and kills family*
Microsoft Staff: "No, we made it!"

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halo 3

the game that is single handedly kicking the ps3 in the balls

kid 1: i just got a ps3
kid 2: i just got halo 3
(everyone kicks kid 1 in balls) fuck ps3 lets play halo

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halo 3

- without this game most guys would spend most of their time masturbating

What are you doing today jimmy:
1. masturbate
2. play halo 3
3. masturbate to master chief

choose wisely jimmy

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halo 3

A game so addicting the only way to quit is to kill yourself.

jimmy played halo 3 so much he eventually killed himself.

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halo 3

The last game in the Halo series, set to come out Q4 2006 to Q3 2007. Will be amazing.

The day Halo 3 comes out, my life will be complete. All other gamers should agree.

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