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I don't give a dirty handkerchief

Means the same as, "I don't give a flying fuck", "I don't give a Funyun", "I don't give a rat's patootie", etc.
This is a clean way of saying it -- though that hankie really needs to go in the wash. :-)

WarGrowlmon: What? Beelzemon?

Taomon: What are you doing here?

Rapidmon: Looking to hit us while we’re down, huh? That’s your style right?

Beelzemon: Hey, trash me if you want but I swear I’m here to help.

Rapidmon: Do you even know the meaning of the word?

Beelzemon: I’m on the level fellas, really.

WarGrowlmon growls at him.

Beelzemon: But I don't give a dirty handkerchief if you believe me or not, cause my partners believe in me.

Flashback to Mako giving Impmon his gun.

Mako: You can blast all the bad guys with it.

by Telephony December 24, 2014


Chinese Handkerchief

When anyone of the Asian persuasion hacks a Lougee out of their nose by holding one side of their nostril. Hence, blowing it out across the sidewalk. It’s a whole new level of gross.

I just dodged a “Chinese Handkerchief” right in front of me walking to work in the morning!

by Kiki is da man! November 20, 2021


Mexican handkerchief

The act of forcefully excreting mucosal sinus contents through one nostril and onto the ground (or floor) via the closing of the other whilst expelling air - likely originating in either the American southwest or Bible Belt, most prevalently used in the trucking and agricultural industries snot rocket farmer blow

I gave up lookin' fer a Kleenex and pulled out a Mexican handkerchief on the lobby floor.

by Wyndham Lewis February 22, 2012


Handkerchiefing

Verb; Keeping someone handy for your own uses, be it sexual, personal or other, but also keeping the ability to put them away when they aren't useful to you at the moment. A form of emotional abuse. From the word Handkerchief, a piece of fabric carried to blow ones nose when needed and hidden when not.

I thought he was a really nice guy but realized he was just handkerchiefing me while he tried to get back with his ex.

by Nokto November 25, 2024


Handkerchiefing

When 2 gay men masturbabe each other using handkerchiefs (handkerbation), the aim is to fill the handerkerchiefs with hanky cum

"Hey Bob, do you want to go to the movies tonight'?

'Nah - me and Derek are going to be Handkerchiefing"

by Hanky Chiefer August 22, 2008


Scrotie Handkerchief

A sexual act by which one participant blows their nose into the scrotum of their partner, causing intense pleasure. Typically performed while having a cold.

I'm out of Kleenex. Looks like its time for your scrotie handkerchief, babe.

by Sparkle MilkBags April 9, 2022


handkerchief-head negro

a subservient, role-playing, white-stereotyped black person. A lone black person in a friend group of white people.

That underclassman Liam is a handkerchief-head negro to all the white popular kids at lunch.

by Deblack Man December 14, 2023