1) A term used to express facetious attractiveness found in individuals who are haggard. First employed by Carol's boss from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
2) A expression used to induce a sense of enjoyment from an object.
1) Look at that homeless woman! Real good, real hot, rock hard!
2) How's that coffee mug treating you?
- Real good, real hot, rock hard!
12👍 9👎
Guy 1 “Yo I’m feeling Rock hard!”
Guy 2 “You mean hard rock?”
Guy 1 “what?”
Guy 2 “the adjective comes before the noun.”
Guy 1 “oh.”
Guy 2 “fucking dumbass.”
a band created by danman in 2022
the band rock hard is a ok band
Girls with smaller, average sized boobs that feel hard as a rock.
These girls’s breasts fun to hold and fondle.
I was doing it with her while her boyfriend was away. I fondled her boobs and they were really small and felt very hard. She’s got one rock hard chest. But she’s so sweet to me.
I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.
Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"
Replacement term used for a spontaneous event or action.
I went to the bar and I got hard rock cereal slammed!