A sex act involving the following steps
Step 1 take a shit on their pillow
Step 2 smear that shit around
Step 3 hold their face on that shit covered pillow
Step 4 insert your member in their anus ride their ass
Step 5 repeatedly donkey punch them in the back of the head
Step 6 overstay your welcome in that relationship for up to ten years
It is different from an Alabama hot pocket or a frosty Jim in that it does not involve fecal insertion.
A transexual gave Alan an Amber Heard.
I paid her for an Amber Heard
He is going for an Amber Heard
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Rhyming slang for a villainous "turd" implying foul play, nastiness, noxious, threatening, or menace beyond a normal defection
"He's only gone and done an Amber Heard" - i.e. taken a large shit in the bed either accidentally or on purpose
"I'm away for an Amber" - i.e. a night on the piss followed by a curry and a shit so bad the the neighbours are likely to call the police
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To make a mistake; to shit the bed
It was an that moment Tom knew he Amber Hearded when he decided to go out with Kate and not Melissa
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Rhyming slang for "Turd". Took over from "James Hird" around mid 2022, whilst her cable laying antics in Johnny Depp's bed were revealed during their court case.
"Back in a minute Gary, just have to take a quick Amber Heard".
Or "are you going to be long in there Mike" "Nah mate, I dropped an Amber, just have to finish the paperwork"
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The bed recieved an Amber Heard in the morning.
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An act of defecation on a sleep space, typically a bed.
I playfully threatened my wife that I was gonna take an Amber Heard when we got home, she politely asked that I didnt poop on the bed as I would be washing the sheets.
The worst actor & liar in the Milky Way Galaxy also can be used as an insult to entitled spoiled people.
Amber Heard is not Based.
Wow, you're a big Amber Heard.
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