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A professional cuddler from Portland, Oregon and owner of cuddle up to me; a retail cuddling business located in Portland.
I'm going to have a cuddle session with Samantha Hess on the 26th of the month. I can't wait!
A symbol, of Mentel retardation. Warning: Buying your son a Hess truck is the retardation equivalent of giving him ten Bionicles, six cheers for Ajit Pia, showing him the minions movie ten times, taking him to seven one direction concerts, half a season of Sword Art Online and five episode of My Little Pony. Please help spread awareness for Hess related autism. Please, we need your help.
Guy one: "I heard your son started playing Sonic games." Guy two: "Yeah, he hasen't been the same since we got him that Hess Truck"
"Hess" is a term for an individual who often shakes his head.
"Oh, look! That person is shaking his head! What a Hess!"
A handsome Jesse, has the way with the lady’s.
I’d love to be one of Hess’ girls, he’s so fly
A person who takes things to seriously and is unable to form opinions outside of socially excepted norms. A Hess also has a very hard time having fun or being spontaneous and frowns upon those that are fun and spontaneous.
Example 1
Person 1:Can you guys stop dancing and playing music? It’s 2:30 in the afternoon!
Person 2:Wow, you are such a Hess! Do you even know what fun is?
Example 2
Our governor is such a Hess, he is keeping us on lockdown for another two months even though there have been no new cases in weeks!
The best person you will ever meet. He will make you laugh and smile a ton. (No one will ever make you laugh as much as him.) He is super duper hot and has the best personality. He has a bunch of insecurities but he shouldn’t because he is perfect.
Woah is that Tim Hess I wish I was like him
Carter, the blackest white boy you'll ever know
bro, how is Carter Hess touching the rim?