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An advanced sex maneuver developed by a stud known only as "Jesus Reist", involving the creative use of surroundings. Similar to the scene in the Godfather where a woman is being pounded from behind against the wall, this maneuver requires the use of a wooden door. Most effectively used to breakup with a girl, while still getting off.
While penetrating a woman from behind, with her front against the door, the man takes a tremendous thrust backwards, pulling the woman backwards, causing her upper torso being perpendicular to her legs, head against the door. The man then thrusts into her as hard as he can, ramming her through the wooden door, resulting in her ass and legs hanging on one side, and her upper torso through the door.
The man then continues to penetrate the likely unconscious woman using the door handle to open and close the door, making a pleasurable curved thrust. The weight of the unconscious woman causes stress on the hinges, resulting in a squeaking sound, hence the name "Rusty hinge".
Don't worry man, I totally gave her a rusty hinge. There's no doubt we're over.
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The only word that rhymes with orange.
purple skies, young man dies
skies are blue, old man says true
when they go red, your mom gives me head
then they go orange, and your a fucking door hinge.
(William Shankspear, "Taming of the Jew" Act Vi Sc i(6-66) )
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the word hinging mince comes from the scottish slang word which means for somebody to have really bad smelly discharge from a womans vagina
"aye i tanned that girl at the weekend, she had pure hinging mince"
look at her, i bet she has pure hinging mince
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A women who has had surgery on her jaw in order to unhinge it like a snake does, to perform oral sex on more males at a time.
The girl with the Slither-Hinge was able to fit five dicks in her mouth at once to get the job as a pornstar.
Whist having intercourse in the doggy style position the male withdraws prior to ejaculation and ejaculates into/onto her ass crack.
I was fucking this sheila the other night and I surprised her with a bit of salt in the hinge!
When a guy who is balding tries to comb his hair over the bald area and then it flips up when the wind hits it.
Oh look at the guy there with the hinged hair. He is walking backward, but his hair still flips over.
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swapped letter arrangement for hairy minge
holy fuck my bitch has a mairy hinge ive been picking hubic pairs out of my teeth all night!!!!
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