Rural Dictionary

hoover

While banging a female or a diskin from behind you grab her/its hips and arms so that her face is sucking dirt off the carpet. A nice VRROOOOMMM is always appreciated by Diskin

So i was banging this horse once. It was sweet.

by Diskin is a man whore March 21, 2005

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the hoover

hehluh's dance!!!

Doing the hoover does not mean screwing the vacuum cleaner!

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

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v. tr.; While engaged in sexual congress with another person in either the prone or animalian (see: "on all fours," slang) position(s), the act of simultaneously displacing the recipient of the sex act's front appendages, or that which at the time of execution is bearing the forward weight of said recipient, via a swift kick or otherwise effective movement, thus forcibly causing the upper torso and head of said recipient to fall to the ground, and raising the hindquarters, leaving said recipient in a partially inverted position. Following this, the sex act's performer seeks to manoeuvre the recipient around the immediate environment in a fashion similar to that of a Hoover vacuum sweeper.

"While he was tagging her from behind, he kicked out that bitch's front arms and hoovered her shit into the living room, where we all received our jollies as a result."

by Rex Griswold February 11, 2005

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The Hoover

The act of blowing one's load in or around a girls ass, and then sucking it out. It's optional to spit it on her face. The term comes from the similarity to the action of a vacuum cleaner.

We knew Alex's last name was Hoover, but we didn't know he enjoyed performing The Hoover so much.

by spodumene November 30, 2006

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