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“Horses: He protecc. He attacc. And most importantly, he a snacc.”
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A person who resembles a horse, either in facial features or the way they eat. May consume frozen chips in a horse like manner. May have a large penis akin to a horse and therefore have to fondle it constantly, or it may be small and non existant so have to constantly check it is still present.
Q. Where's the horse?
A. Over there munching on frozen chips, holding his willy.
He's hung like the horse.
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Derives from the use of the word 'riding' to refer to sexual intercourse. It is undecided as to whether the word can be used only if the subject of the verb was on top (the one doing the horsing).
I was horsing my boyfriend all night.
I horsed a hoe on the back seat of my dad's jeep.
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1. Slang for heroin.
2. Slang for a sexually attractive woman. Possible echo of whore.
3. An artificial frame of one kind or another, such as a clothes horse (used to hang clothes to dry) or a pommel horse (a sturdier structure used in gymnastics).
4. Slang for sex (a horse's body often seems to closely echo human sexual features, only considerably souped up; the shapely rump, the tapering legs, the long straight hair in the tail, the phallic head and neck, the often well-defined muscles ...,).
5. An animal that, whatever about looking erotic, would be a lot more pleasant if it were genetically engineered not to be so flipping neurotic, and maybe to smell like oranges, or perhaps fresh mint, rather than shit and stale sweat.
I want to mainline me some horse.
Is Lily a horse or is she just a filly?
He's not yet that good on the pommel horse.
I want some horse with Jenny tonight.
Bring the horses down to the green shed, there is hay for them there.
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Whoa did you see that horse?
Oh that was Julien lol
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horses are one of the 1st forms of transportation known to man or woman they are great animals to have for rinding in the wilderness when you want to explore nature.
they can be tamed but only with a lot of time and care. horses gallop and run very fast and is a good alternative of transportation to save the enviroment if you don't mind picking up their fairly large shit droppings
little girl says to dad "I wanna pony daddy!"
dad says " horses are better sweety I'll get you a horse"
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An uncircumcised penis. This was commonly used where I grew up in the rural midwest during the 1950's. A circumcised penis was called an "ice cream cone."
"I've got an ice cream cone, but Tom and his brother Joe have horses so they can play with the skin."
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