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Head Coach of Varsity Field Hockey at Columbus Academy. Over 500 wins and probably one of the best if not the best high school field hockey coach in the USA. Basically just yells a ton and is always up everyone’s butt unless you’re JV because then she’ll love you. Not really that mean just intense because she wants to win. But she is famous for making people cry. When you see her riding around in her golf cart you better run!
“Wow did you see that girl come out of Anne Horton’s office? I DIDNT even cry that hard when my parents got divorced.”
The Coon Killing Pussy Destroyer. If you ever step up to the Austin Horton he will Thunder Clunk your pink sock into your eardrum so every time you fart you will remember Austin Horton
I want to be Like
The Austin Horton
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A food trough where obese Canadians line up for bitter coffee and stale doughnuts.
Tim Hortons coffee is so over rated.
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Canada's version of Starbucks. Unfortunatly Canadain Tim Hortons investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corparation (no Wendy's didn't purchase them, Tim Hortons owned a parent company Tims Donught Stores in the US who also had connections to Wendys. When TD Stores went under Tim Hortons CEO and investors made a deal with Wendys to keep the Tim brand in the United States, Investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corp.) Starbucks would domonate Canada, but when Tim Hortons joined with Wendys they went on a store opening spree across Canada with all there surplus money( they did this around the same time Starbucks entered the Canadian market)
American visting Canadian relative: "hey wanna go to starbucks with me?"
Other Canadian: "eww Starbucks is American, Americans corparations suck! They are trying to take over Canada EHHHH? EH EH EH? EH!!!! I ONLY eat at Tim Hortons"
American visting Canadian relative: "excuse me? Starbucks rocks"
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A place where Canadians flock to (almost like birds) every day to smoke their darts(cigarettes) & get a good ol' cup of Timmie's coffee!
Hey! Wanna go meet Jim-Bob at Tim Horton's and smoke a dart or two while we drink our Timmie's??
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A character in several Dr. Seuss books, as well as one of the main characters in Seussical! the Musical.
Usually played by sexy badasses who have amazing hair.
If I had to tap an elephant, it would definitely be Horton the Elephant. That is one sexy bitch.
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When you get your wife/boss/obligor to let you out of some obligation to go do something you would rather do elsewhere that you probably should not do.
I pulled a Willie Horton and got out of that meeting and went to the bar and the Cubs game.
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