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Much different than a 'grower' a Houdini is a penis that when flaccid, there seems to be nothing there. A possibility of a very small penis, but once erect is both long and thick, maybe even above average. A true Houdini penis will make the receiver experience a bit of fear/regret at its reveal.
Becky: There's no way he's big! I mean, he's wearing skinny jeans and I can't even see the hint of an outline.
Savannah: Oh you'd think so, but trust me...He's a Houdini.
A Foster the People song off of the album "Torches". The song finds Foster comparing how a magician like Houdini can hide behind their tricks, whilst as a musician he is unable to escape when performing.
What do you think of the song Houdini?
It's fucking great.
The god of finesse, nature, and knownism app in one. (also known as houdini2times on social networks)
All hail Houdini. Houdini is me in history.
1. In reference to the great escapologist, Harry Houdini, who popularized the disappearing act; Any female who loves you, leaves you, and then wants you back. A Hudini, usually around the age of 18 or 19, will act totally interested in you one minute then disinterested the next. Often times a "Houdini" will initiate conversations (whether it be in person, facebook, or text) and suggest wanting to hanging out, but then disappears on you when you least expect it.
2. A flaky, two-faced, inconsiderate female. She almost always acts unaware of her inconsistency. The men who fall victim to these "Houdinis," are warned to undo the leash tied around their neck and abandon ship before he falls victim subsequent times. Those who are deemed a "Houdini" must be called out on it, preferably in person and without apology.
"Hey bro, so how's that girl you took out the other night?"
"Oh her? She's just a Houdini. I've got better things to do than spend time and energy on one of those."
"If she wasn't such a Houdini, I'd consider taking her up on her invite to the concert."
"I'd hang out with you but you're currently on my Houdini list after that disappearing act of yours! (she'll ask what it means and then you can define it for her)
"-Oooh, the Houdinis of our lives *groaning in frustrating*-"
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When you are doing a chick from behind, then spit on her back after pulling out. When she looks behind cuz she thinks you're done, you get her in the face.
John gave Marsha a houdini last night. She still hasnt gotten the jizz out of her hair.
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(V) to perform an amazing feat (such as great as the Great Houdini); by no knowledge of how one did; to overcome odds seemingly impossible to the average person
I somehow houdinied myself into a size four dress when I normally wear an eight.
Man, you really houdinied yourself into trouble!
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Ok, Check it so your doing this hot bitch from behind and your all like "ooo yeah you like that baby?" and right before you finish you spit on her back and she's all like "Oh yeah. he Finished." And right when she turns around BLAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Money Shot Right To The Face.
Shirley:Oh Yeah He Finished!
David Sapp:BLAAAAAH!!!!
Shirley:Ahhhhhh! My Eyes!!!
David Sapp:Haha I gave you a Houdini! can't wait to tell Eric!
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