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Contracting HIV/AIDS, herpes or any other STD while celibate.
Vagenda was shocked to hear from the nurse at the free clinic that she done got herself da clap again, even though she ain't been giving it up for no one, no how, for quite some time. Unfortunately, no one bought her Immaculate Infection explanation, not even her minister.
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immaculate infection getting an STD while swearing you are a virgin, never having sex before.
I must have got that herpes from a toilet seat, 'cause I never did the nasty before. She has an immaculate infection. And behold, Gabriel came down, and said fear not, I bring you tidings of a great burning, and you shall be a curse onto all men that sleep with you henceforth. And they shall call you dirty.
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an all-girls, catholic high school in the hollywood hills, that may have a bad rap, but filled with totally hot chicks.
whoa! dude, did you just see that totally hot girl from immaculate heart? she was blazing hot!
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when you have all the symptoms of pregnancy but you are actually NOT pregnant; you are just taking birth control pills. Includes: morning sickness, insane cravings, nausea, back pain, soreness, larger breasts, etc.
Miss Pimp Muffin: "Damn man I'm hungry fo some biscuits, orange soda, and hot dog buns. But I feel mad nauseous. Plus mah boobs hurt."
Twinkie: "OoOo gurl you got knocked up didnt ya?"
Miss Pimp Muffin: "Naw gurl is mah immaculate child."
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The process of impregnating your lady without actual intercourse. She's lays spread eagle in front of you while you masturbate. Once finished, you unload in your hand and proceed to throw your load on her.
My wife and I have practiced abstinence for the last 7 years.
Don't you have a 4 year old? How'd that happen?
Immaculate Reception!
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An excuse for cheating you can only use once every few thousand years.
Mary swears she wasnt stepping out on Joseph, the child was a miracle birth! It was immaculate conception, not your cousin Tony!
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Miss Pp: God high-key raped me last night and now I’m gonna get pregnant
mr pp: oh true that’s immaculate conception
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