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The media's obsession with recently deceased celebrities.
"Wow man, I turned on the Mourning TV and every channel was playing Michael Jackson music videos. So I knew right away he was dead even before I heard the news broadcast."
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A shot that consists of equal parts Jameson, Patron XO and Bailey's.
Spelled "Irish Mourning" because you'll be in mourning for your dead liver the next day.
Bartender! 13 Irish Mournings at once!
It's a Baby Guinness with some balls.
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taking time-off of Facebook for a certain amount of time due to death of a relative or friend. A show of respect, if you may, to the deceased.
Dee : Why hasn't AK update his Facebook status lately?
Mike: His Grandpa passed away a week ago, so he's Facebook Mourning...
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It's akin to the more widespread 'morning wood', but instead of being a function of a typical male, it is instead a daily reminder to necrophiliacs. It does involve an erection upon regaining consciousness, but instead of being caused by lustful porn stars, it's caused by sadness that your lover last night is now six feet under, and you are depressed, but more so you are excited at the thought of having them once. Hence the title 'mourning wood'
Doug: Hey man, that party we had at the cemetery last night was a blast.
Mike: Yeah, i found a 40-something blond amongst the oldies. I definitely had some mourning wood when i woke up.
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Imagine krop but with a little more security and white people. There are a small handful of teachers who are fuckin cool, like Respondek, but other than that it's shit. The lunch lines are too long and the security tries to take care of it but the weird kids just push through and they dont stop em. Kids still be havin sex in the juul rooms bars on the windows like a fuckin prison.
Oh you mean Alonso and tracy mourning? Yeah I heard that the football team is fuckin garbage...
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Spokane, Washinton's greatest rock.
Drew-Guitar
Ben- Vocals
Bill- Bass
Mike- Drums
(Drew is my brother)
www.mourningmusic.com- Look at it!
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When you can't get a full erection and you don't know why. Not quite Erectile Dysfunction, but close.
"Dude, I was about to get it on, but then I started Mourning the Fallen Astronauts."