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A funny song for SNL that is about ejaculating prematurely.
Last night I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film, Went outside and it began to rain, checked my phone and saw that it rang and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
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See band: Explosions in the Sky
(listening to Explosions in the Sky, aka Explosions in my Pants)
Guy: Whoah!
Guy2: What's wrong?
Guy: What? um...nothing (looks down)
Guy 2: Dude, don't worry it happens to everyone their first time.
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A song parody on Saturday Night Live and a slang term for sperming in your pants.
Example 1:
"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS"
Example 2:
Mike:"I just jizzed in my pants......"
Brad:" NO MAN WHY DID YOU?!"
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a term used when overly exasperated about a certin situation. Another term used to sustitute "im freaking out"
Dude i almost shit my pants when Ryan Zimmerman was talking about his dragon drawing to me, what a fuckin crackasuckamuthafucka.
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A situation that causes a overwhelming feeling of ecstasy where you can't contain yourself.
I primed my pants getting a massage from Brianna.
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to be extremely surprised or fretfully concerned about something to the point where you may actually shit yourself
When Kel walked through the door, I almost shit my pants. She was the last person I expected to show up.
It's been a week since I've heard from them since they went to New Orleans, and since there's been a hurricane, now I'm shitting my pants.
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