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While in jail, a maximus black D is inserted into the anus of the jail mate and tears the bottom of the anus to the testicular region and will require stitching.
Joe:"Yo Bubba raped my ass so bad that it tore and I had to get stitches."
Jeff:"Damn sounds like he gave you a Jailhouse C-section."
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A concoction of the worst foods possible that are offered to prisoners in jail. It consists of ramen noodles, crushed up Doritos, and a singular slice of processed cheese.
Trig: I think I’m going to make some jailhouse pizza tonight!
Avery: GOD NO
The warden threw a party in the county jail
The prison band was there and they began to wail
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang
The whole rhythm section was a purple gang
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Number 47 said to number three
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, Rock, Rock
Sad Sack was sittin' on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin' all alone
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square
If you can't find a partner, use a wooden chair"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake
No one's lookin', now's the chance to make a break"
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock-
KNOWLEDGE RELATED TO LAW THAT SOMEBODY HAS ACQUIRED BY HAVING BEEN IN JAIL
HE HAD AN AMATEUR, JAILHOUSE KNOWLEDGE OF THE LAW AND HOW IT WORKED.
Its when you're in jail while your gf is on the outs getting divided amongst her plethora of male "friends" and youre in the second tier shower at the remand jerking off with your tears and the mess you leave behind for the next guy to step in is what's referred to as, jailhouse jellyfish
Inmate 1: slips awferfucsakes!
Inmate 2: Gosh golly mr.bullygun sir that was sure a doosey of a tumble you took, you've got quite the raspberry on your noggin. What in gods blueberry muffins did you slip on.
Inmate 1: What in the f*** just squirted outta your fairy c*** little shrimp d*** f***hole you call a face!? Jjeezzus f***! Some walking worm d*** was beating the s*** out of his d*** in the showers and splooged jailhouse jellyfish all over the place
a really thin marijuana cigarette sometimes cut with tobacco. if an inmate smuggles some pot in the jail, he/she rolls it into a jailhouse joint and everyone who wants to smoke it with the inmate has sex with each other (including the owner of the joint). The ones in prisons can be huge, but in the county jail they're thin, hence the name. On the Outside, sex isn't necessary to smoke one.
dude: this aint no nick bag! I got ripped off! It's only half a nick!
buddy: at least you can roll a jailhouse joint outta it.
a wine made in prison using old grapes
Prisoner 1: i wanna get drunk
Prisoner 2: we have grapes let's make jailhouse wine