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A legal wedding, performed by a Justice of the Peace (hence, JoP), typically so that the couple is recognized by the law and can garner the benefits of marriage. JoP weddings are very common among US service members who might not have time to organize wedding celebrations before training or deployments. Oftentimes, a traditional wedding celebration with a religious official, wedding ceremony and reception takes place months or even years later.
Since we had a JoP wedding, we have two wedding anniversaries. My husband said I have to pick one anniversary to celebrate, so each year I pick the anniversary for which Uncle Sam has NOT sent him to training or Afghanistan.
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Person 1: I Want To Get A Blowjob From Leland,
Person 2: Really? I Heard He Only Gives Sloppy Jops
When jaw dropping just isn't enough.
Sarah Murdoch's drop jopped, she brought her hand to her mouth, started tearing-up and was left speechless.
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To use a blanket in place of a scarf
I didn’t have scarves this morning so I had to batten the jop
"Uh you think ya big boi throwin three stacks?
Ima show you how to ball you a mismatch
Opinionated but im always spittin straight facts
Throw back ima throw this on an eight track."
Doc : you have 8 seconds to live
Me : play Mark's verse in jopping
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"Uh you think ya big boi throwin three stacks?
Ima show you how to ball you a mismatch
Opinionated but im always spittin straight facts
Throw back ima throw this on an eight track."
Doc : you have 8 seconds to live
Me : hit Mark's verse in jopping