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While one is having sexual intercourse with his girl and they are fucking but while his penis is in her he grabs the end of it and "shakes hands with mr. happy" until he climaxes.
Friend: "Hey man what did you do last night, you look exhausted"
You: "Oh well man, Jack-In-The-Box came pretty "handy" last night near the "end" of my session with my wife."
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The act of taking an aborted fetus and inserting it into a girls rectum. Then when your friend is having sex with her, you run out and jump on her stomach, revealing the suprise.
My little brother was being annoying so i gave him a jack in the box.
When I gave him a jack in the box, he had sex with jack.
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One of the cruelest turn of events that could happen to any man. Where a female that one has been talking to for several months out of nowhere mentions her "boyfriend" that for some reason had never existed until that moment
Doug: Hey did you hook up with Courtney last night?
Cecil: Nawh! She brought up her Jack in the Box Boyfriend while we were watching a movie...I was shitty!
Doug: I had a bad feeling that was going to happen...damn!
A crackerjack box was the disposable cardboard box used to hold popcorn or candy (sweets), though over time has come to mean a similar box or container used to give away rather useless, cheap toys and/or giveaway items. So anything referred to as 'coming out of a crackerjack box' is being derided as useless, cheap or fake.
Did you get your degree out of a Cracker jack box? (ie. your degree in media studies / sociology etc. is worthless)
(From Meatloaf's "two out of three ain't bad"): There ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker jack box (you'll never find a valuable and exotic, vintage car in the bottom of a crackerjack box)
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When one takes Adderall when one is still half asleep, whilst setting one's alarm to go off ten minutes into the future. When the alarm goes off, one will find oneself jumping up, suddenly wide awake. Popping up out of one's bed like that fey, much-celebrated children's toy of yesteryear.
Jack: Give me some of your 10 mg generics, I am going to need to pull a Jack-in-the-box this morning.
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The best place to get food when you got the munchies know to people who blaze due to the fact most are open 24 hours a day and commercials are known to advertise to that audience
(guy 1) Damn bro im hella faded off that blunt I gots the munchies like a mutha fucka now.
(guy 2) Fuck it lets hit up jack n the box
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When a woman, defying all possible logic, has sex with a man from behind.
Terrance: So uh, Trixie gave me a bohemian jack in the box last night.
Monty: *confused gaze* Is.. is that even possible?
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